Burger King Workers "Too Cool for School" ?

Everywhere we go we see fantastic moments that just have to be captured on camera and uploaded to the internets. This is one of those.

So I'm in Burger King stuffing my greedy mush with whoppers when I notice the new uniform that the workers are wearing. I literally had to rub my eyes to check that I read it correctly.

On the back of all Burger King T-Shirts, it now
seems to say "Too cool for school."
My first thought: What the fuck.
I'm tossing with the idea (no joke intended) of writing to Burger King to suggest a new phrase for their uniforms, one that may be a little more
appropriate - such as:

• "Too dumb for school, hence why i'm working here"
• "Who needs GCSES? I work at Burger King"
• "Too cool for Education, College, A-Levels, University and a High Paid Job.. but would you like fries with that?"

There are of course, millions of other slogans suitable for the Burger King uniform so if you do have any, please leave them below.

I suppose this was a pretty good first post for my new blog, since I get to ridicule an already badly run business.
That's right Burger King - FUCK YOU. You kept me waiting over a quarter of an hour waiting for my meal - FUCK YOU.